greengable:

Mga posibleng gimik para sa nalalapit na Valentine’s Day.

Babala: PARA LAMANG SA MGA SINGLE AT BITTER.

1) Batuhin ng maliliit na bato ang bawat couple na dumaan sa harap mo.

2) Magparinig sa mga couple na dumadaan na walang forever at maghihiwalay din sila.

3) Mag-absent at magkulong…

akalakobamahalmoko:

Pasimpleng Malandi: Balita ko break na kayo ah?

Bulgarang Malandi: Break na kayo, so tayo naman! :D

Pakipot na Malandi: Eeeehh Kakabreak niyo lang eh.

Matulunging Malandi: Break na kayo diba? Tulungan kitang kalimutan siya.

Curious na Malandi: Hala, bakit kayo nagbreak? I’m here lang for you.

Concerned na Malandi: Break na pala kayo? Kamusta ka na? Kailangan mo ng makakausap?

Mapagparinig na Malandi: Oh break na kayo? Hayaan mo na, marami pang iba diyan. :))))))))))

• Friends: I'm going to leave you now.
• Best Friends: I'm going to pretend like we were never friends.
• Parents: I'm going to blame you for things you didn't do.
• Sibling: I'm going to make you feel like you'll never be good enough.
• Grandparents: I'm going to prefer your sibling over you.
• Kids at school: We're going to make fun of you because you state your opinion and stand up for others.
• Society: You're not skinny enough.
• Brain: You're worthless. Kill yourself.